Stress level decreasing

First topic message reminder :

Ever get the feeling that everyone should be made to go bush for at least 3 months of every year to reduce their stress levels..

The place would be a better place I reckon--

the off shute would be that there would b a heap of women out there ready to say hi and cook me a decent meal--I.m over baked bloody beans and sardines..


U know what I mean..


Regards

Oneday69

How about.....The Prospectors Blues. ???

sounds good to me, lets go Now I gotta get the brain workin

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

Ok lets run with that one... :rolf:

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

He says "pete me old son dont go jumping the gun
it was only a swig that i had"
He said "and dont give me no more of that rotgut for sure
cause it made me crap stink really bad"

Fellas we've discovered a hidden talent..

This has got to be a good one for the camp fire..

Regards
Oneday69

see what u started Narrawa

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

He says "pete me old son dont go jumping the gun
it was only a swig that i had"
He said "and dont give me no more of that rotgut for sure
cause it made me crap stink really bad"

I like a drop of the old musty red,
Iv drunken them all till im nearly dead.
Keep lid on where it is that i spew,
and stop the old guy from digging it too

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

He says "pete me old son dont go jumping the gun
it was only a swig that i had"
He said "and dont give me no more of that rotgut for sure
cause it made me crap stink really bad"

I like a drop of the old musty red,
Iv drunken them all till im nearly dead.
Keep lid on where it is that i spew,
and stop the old guy from digging it too.

but dig it he did for 3 long hours,
and he chiseled the caprock out,
then all of a sudden he did a wild jig
and he pulled a 20 oz out..

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

He says "pete me old son dont go jumping the gun
it was only a swig that i had"
He said "and dont give me no more of that rotgut for sure
cause it made me crap stink really bad"

I like a drop of the old musty red,
Iv drunken them all till im nearly dead.
Keep lid on where it is that i spew,
and stop the old guy from digging it too.

but dig it he did for 3 long hours,
and he chiseled the caprock out,
then all of a sudden he did a wild jig
and he pulled a 20 oz out..

Now diggin holes I don't mind
I also like to leave some nugs behind
But 20oz of paper and crap
Is enuff to get a sane man in a flap

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

He says "pete me old son dont go jumping the gun
it was only a swig that i had"
He said "and dont give me no more of that rotgut for sure
cause it made me crap stink really bad"

I like a drop of the old musty red,
Iv drunken them all till im nearly dead.
Keep lid on where it is that i spew,
and stop the old guy from digging it too.

but dig it he did for 3 long hours,
and he chiseled the caprock out,
then all of a sudden he did a wild jig
and he pulled a 20 oz out..

Now Narra's was pissed on seeing the lump
"i shoulda scanned that spot before takin that dump"
but the bloke who dug deeper got the shock of his life
the nugget was brown and he was really in strife.

Now diggin holes I don't mind
I also like to leave some nugs behind
But 20oz of paper and crap
Is enuff to get a sane man in a flap

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

He says "pete me old son dont go jumping the gun
it was only a swig that i had"
He said "and dont give me no more of that rotgut for sure
cause it made me crap stink really bad"

I like a drop of the old musty red,
Iv drunken them all till im nearly dead.
Keep lid on where it is that i spew,
and stop the old guy from digging it too.

but dig it he did for 3 long hours,
and he chiseled the caprock out,
then all of a sudden he did a wild jig
and he pulled a 20 oz out..

Now diggin holes I don't mind
I also like to leave some nugs behind
But 20oz of paper and crap
Is enuff to get a sane man in a flap

Now Narra's was pissed on seeing the lump
"i shoulda scanned that spot before takin that dump"
but the bloke who dug deeper got the shock of his life
the nugget was brown and he was really in strife.

20 ounces from the caprock it came,
iv never dug one that looked quite the same.
Gold it was not and and back it must go,
for those who follow i leave it to grow.

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

He says "pete me old son dont go jumping the gun
it was only a swig that i had"
He said "and dont give me no more of that rotgut for sure
cause it made me crap stink really bad"

I like a drop of the old musty red,
Iv drunken them all till im nearly dead.
Keep lid on where it is that i spew,
and stop the old guy from digging it too.

but dig it he did for 3 long hours,
and he chiseled the caprock out,
then all of a sudden he did a wild jig
and he pulled a 20 oz out..

Now Narra's was pissed on seeing the lump
"i shoulda scanned that spot before takin that dump"
but the bloke who dug deeper got the shock of his life
the nugget was brown and he was really in strife.

Now diggin holes I don't mind
I also like to leave some nugs behind
But 20oz of paper and crap
Is enuff to get a sane man in a flap

20 ounces from the caprock it came,
iv never dug one that looked quite the same.
Gold it was not and and back it must go,
for those who follow i leave it to grow.

And when diggin that signal his mind was a racein and plans did start to hatch
but when that crap target came out of the hole
he praised lord that it wasn't a patch

Keep up Pete, WTF you doen.?? :rolf: :rolf:

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

He says "pete me old son dont go jumping the gun
it was only a swig that i had"
He said "and dont give me no more of that rotgut for sure
cause it made me crap stink really bad"

I like a drop of the old musty red,
Iv drunken them all till im nearly dead.
Keep lid on where it is that i spew,
and stop the old guy from digging it too.

but dig it he did for 3 long hours,
and he chiseled the caprock out,
then all of a sudden he did a wild jig
and he pulled a 20 oz out..

Now diggin holes I don't mind
I also like to leave some nugs behind
But 20oz of paper and crap
Is enuff to get a sane man in a flap

Now Narra's was pissed on seeing the lump
"i shoulda scanned that spot before takin that dump"
but the bloke who dug deeper got the shock of his life
the nugget was brown and he was really in strife

But dig it he did, he dug near to Hell
found a big nug, he thought he was swell
T'was xmas he thought and then he did yell
It's a browny, damn me it smells

mate if u were suicidal u would change ya mind after reading the talent written here..

RAY

Nothing more entertaining than having a newbie telling you of his coin found in an area you know all to well is the local crapper.
When his smile turns to the dreaded OMG look...thats the icing on the cake. :rolf:

An old coin is fine.....but how many times have you dug today's currency and kept your mouth shut.???

You don't have to be crazy to be here but its helps :rolf:

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

He says "pete me old son dont go jumping the gun
it was only a swig that i had"
He said "and dont give me no more of that rotgut for sure
cause it made me crap stink really bad"

I like a drop of the old musty red,
Iv drunken them all till im nearly dead.
Keep lid on where it is that i spew,
and stop the old guy from digging it too.

but dig it he did for 3 long hours,
and he chiseled the caprock out,
then all of a sudden he did a wild jig
and he pulled a 20 oz out..

Now diggin holes I don't mind
I also like to leave some nugs behind
But 20oz of paper and crap
Is enuff to get a sane man in a flap

Now Narra's was pissed on seeing the lump
"i shoulda scanned that spot before takin that dump"
but the bloke who dug deeper got the shock of his life
the nugget was brown and he was really in strife

But dig it he did, he dug near to Hell
found a big nug, he thought he was swell
T'was xmas he thought and then he did yell
It's a browny, damn me it smells

he began to think after diggin that stink
"from whence did that perfume come"
so he moved off the ground that produced all that brown
from the patch thats now known as "the Bum"

Bugger me, thats gunna take some thinking to follow that Pete :rolf:

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

He says "pete me old son dont go jumping the gun
it was only a swig that i had"
He said "and dont give me no more of that rotgut for sure
cause it made me crap stink really bad"

I like a drop of the old musty red,
Iv drunken them all till im nearly dead.
Keep lid on where it is that i spew,
and stop the old guy from digging it too.

but dig it he did for 3 long hours,
and he chiseled the caprock out,
then all of a sudden he did a wild jig
and he pulled a 20 oz out..

Now diggin holes I don't mind
I also like to leave some nugs behind
But 20oz of paper and crap
Is enuff to get a sane man in a flap

Now Narra's was pissed on seeing the lump
"i shoulda scanned that spot before takin that dump"
but the bloke who dug deeper got the shock of his life
the nugget was brown and he was really in strife

But dig it he did, he dug near to Hell
found a big nug, he thought he was swell
T'was xmas he thought and then he did yell
It's a browny, damn me it smells

he began to think after diggin that stink
"from whence did that perfume come"
so he moved off the ground that produced all that brown
from the patch thats now known as "the Bum"

Sent a newbie to the bum patch today,
a coin came back all withered and frayed.
its been there a while an SD one im sure,
the newbie will dig the bum patch no more.

Just caught up to the thread.....you guys are taken a breather...feken wusses. :rolf: :rolf:

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

He says "pete me old son dont go jumping the gun
it was only a swig that i had"
He said "and dont give me no more of that rotgut for sure
cause it made me crap stink really bad"

I like a drop of the old musty red,
Iv drunken them all till im nearly dead.
Keep lid on where it is that i spew,
and stop the old guy from digging it too.

but dig it he did for 3 long hours,
and he chiseled the caprock out,
then all of a sudden he did a wild jig
and he pulled a 20 oz out..

Now diggin holes I don't mind
I also like to leave some nugs behind
But 20oz of paper and crap
Is enuff to get a sane man in a flap

Now Narra's was pissed on seeing the lump
"i shoulda scanned that spot before takin that dump"
but the bloke who dug deeper got the shock of his life
the nugget was brown and he was really in strife

But dig it he did, he dug near to Hell
found a big nug, he thought he was swell
T'was xmas he thought and then he did yell
It's a browny, damn me it smells

he began to think after diggin that stink
"from whence did that perfume come"
so he moved off the ground that produced all that brown
from the patch thats now known as "the Bum"

Sent a newbie to the bum patch today,
a coin came back or withered a frayed.
its been there a while an SD one im sure,
the newbie will dig the bum patch no more.

To the club goes the newb all proud as can be
with that coin in his soft girly hand
He starts braggin it up and he tells of the dig
and how the coin it tasted real grand

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Just gotta signal and in went the pick
Dug some dirt out and Oh what a stink
Who left this nugget, it's not what I want
The rotten berstards been drinking Pete's Plonk

I said "have a sip old Narra's me mate"
but make sure ya dont drink the lot
he up ended the bottle and drained it all out
and its something ive never forgot

He says "pete me old son dont go jumping the gun
it was only a swig that i had"
He said "and dont give me no more of that rotgut for sure
cause it made me crap stink really bad"

I like a drop of the old musty red,
Iv drunken them all till im nearly dead.
Keep lid on where it is that i spew,
and stop the old guy from digging it too.

but dig it he did for 3 long hours,
and he chiseled the caprock out,
then all of a sudden he did a wild jig
and he pulled a 20 oz out..

Now diggin holes I don't mind
I also like to leave some nugs behind
But 20oz of paper and crap
Is enuff to get a sane man in a flap

Now Narra's was pissed on seeing the lump
"i shoulda scanned that spot before takin that dump"
but the bloke who dug deeper got the shock of his life
the nugget was brown and he was really in strife

But dig it he did, he dug near to Hell
found a big nug, he thought he was swell
T'was xmas he thought and then he did yell
It's a browny, damn me it smells

he began to think after diggin that stink
"from whence did that perfume come"
so he moved off the ground that produced all that brown
from the patch thats now known as "the Bum"

Sent a newbie to the bum patch today,
a coin came back or withered a frayed.
its been there a while an SD one im sure,
the newbie will dig the bum patch no more.

To the club goes the newb all proud as can be
with that coin in his soft girly hand
He starts braggin it up and he tells of the dig
and how the coin it tasted real grand

Next thing that you know the whole clubs wants to go
to the Bum patch to see if there's more
after 3 long days tectin the turds they collectin
that came from hells back door.