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Stress level decreasing
by Guest Sun 25 Mar 2012, 4:28 pm
Ever get the feeling that everyone should be made to go bush for at least 3 months of every year to reduce their stress levels..
The place would be a better place I reckon--
the off shute would be that there would b a heap of women out there ready to say hi and cook me a decent meal--I.m over baked bloody beans and sardines..
U know what I mean..
Regards
Oneday69
The place would be a better place I reckon--
the off shute would be that there would b a heap of women out there ready to say hi and cook me a decent meal--I.m over baked bloody beans and sardines..
U know what I mean..
Regards
Oneday69
Last edited by oneday69 on Sun 25 Mar 2012, 4:30 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : spelling mistakes)
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Sun 25 Mar 2012, 4:38 pm
Yeah the old Tinned Dog can get a bit much after a week or 2 
Thank god for bush pubs and chicken schnitzels, and a quick tub and back out we go.
Thank god for bush pubs and chicken schnitzels, and a quick tub and back out we go.
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Sun 25 Mar 2012, 4:41 pm
pete how cum your post gives a time of 9.38pm when its only 4.41pm wa time..
regards
oneday69
regards
oneday69
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Sun 25 Mar 2012, 4:49 pm
hi oneday, just replied to your other topic about this
themrburns
themrburns
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Sun 25 Mar 2012, 4:52 pm
oneday69 wrote:pete how cum your post gives a time of 9.38pm when its only 4.41pm wa time..
regards
oneday69
Cause in your own profile you have your timezone set to (Midway,Samoa) not (Perth) like me.
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Sun 25 Mar 2012, 5:17 pm
those sarmoian are tricky heh
dont no how they done it..
regards
oneday69
dont no how they done it..
regards
oneday69
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Narrawa Sun 25 Mar 2012, 5:26 pm
Tinned food, aint that good stuff??
Ever red the label of those elcheapo tins of braised steak and onions?
ay?... guaranteed 5% real meat.
so 
is the rest made up of. 
well i'll tell ya!!...buffalo lips and bumholes.
hey? wotabout lambs tongues, that'll rock your world..dare you to stick one in ya gob and poke it out as if it was your own. :rolf:
Shuv Sheep's brains and tomato sauce in ya gob and chew it up some .. than open ya gob and show some one wota plan crash looks like.
Ever red the label of those elcheapo tins of braised steak and onions?
ay?... guaranteed 5% real meat.
so is the rest made up of. well i'll tell ya!!...buffalo lips and bumholes. hey? wotabout lambs tongues, that'll rock your world..dare you to stick one in ya gob and poke it out as if it was your own. :rolf:
Shuv Sheep's brains and tomato sauce in ya gob and chew it up some .. than open ya gob and show some one wota plan crash looks like.
Narrawa
Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Sun 25 Mar 2012, 5:39 pm
Think i'll just stick with the "Udder and teat" Casserole followed up with sweetbreads for afters
5% real meat probably roadkill too. 
5% real meat probably roadkill too.
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Bignuggs Sun 25 Mar 2012, 6:02 pm
Thanks guys, now I know why I stick to my liquid diet when I'm out in the scrub. If ya can't trust the brewery who can ya trust :rolf:
Anyone want a tin of kitikat on toast
Anyone want a tin of kitikat on toast
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Narrawa Sun 25 Mar 2012, 7:26 pm
Stress relief comes in the form of a good laugh.
Narrawa
Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Mon 26 Mar 2012, 6:54 am
Me mate and his old man eat nothing but cans of curried beef stuff for days on end in the bush.
Tell ya what... ya don't sit near 'em for a coupla weeks after that little episode 
Robert
Tell ya what... ya don't sit near 'em for a coupla weeks after that little episode
Robert
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Yibidavid Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:26 am
It certainly is when you read the stuff that Narrawa comes out with. Man you should do stand up comedy. I haven't had such a good laugh till I read your comments about tin food. Lets not kid ourselves, your are a "Natural". Thanks for brightening up my day 
Yibi
Thanks for brightening up my day Yibi
Yibidavid
bush tucker
by ted and lynne Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:36 am
can't wait to get out bush and enjoy some road kill ,turkey,roo,rabbit,emu,duck,but you can keep the offal it's only for coonak bait.
mind you the wife loves kidney and bacon on toast.
mind you the wife loves kidney and bacon on toast.
ted and lynne
stress levels
by ted and lynne Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:38 am
sorry forgot the stress level of '"BEING AT WORK" got to meeeeeeeeeee.
ted and lynne
Re: Stress level decreasing
by Narrawa Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:49 pm
Yibi, thanks mate...however if i only posted the real post i had up before i changed my mind and went with the video. :rolf:
My days of stand up comic came and went in one night on stage with Rodney Rude ...not of my choice!! as i suffer stage fright...this night i had no choice and its a good thing i was part p!ssed at our local club in front of all those i went to school with and near everyone i knew. It happened when he asked has "Anyone got a memory "... yeah!! this guy does!! ... low and behold i had a mic in my hand, a glass off burban in the other and was facing the audience
...i rattled it off as smooth as silk. Yet i froze at my own wedding.
That memory i said.
There was an old man from Kantuket,
who's c**k was so big he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wipe the sp***f from his chin,
if my ear was a c***t i would f**k it.
It was my 21st b/day and my brother thought it would be a great present to shuv me on stage with Rude.... wota b@stard. :rolf:
My days of stand up comic came and went in one night on stage with Rodney Rude ...not of my choice!! as i suffer stage fright...this night i had no choice and its a good thing i was part p!ssed at our local club in front of all those i went to school with and near everyone i knew. It happened when he asked has "Anyone got a memory "... yeah!! this guy does!! ... low and behold i had a mic in my hand, a glass off burban in the other and was facing the audience
...i rattled it off as smooth as silk. Yet i froze at my own wedding. That memory i said.
There was an old man from Kantuket,
who's c**k was so big he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wipe the sp***f from his chin,
if my ear was a c***t i would f**k it.
It was my 21st b/day and my brother thought it would be a great present to shuv me on stage with Rude.... wota b@stard. :rolf:
Narrawa
Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Mon 26 Mar 2012, 1:10 pm
YEAH GOOD ON YAH
The headlines read:
The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
someone else can make up the next 2 lines''
regards
Oneday69
The headlines read:
The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
someone else can make up the next 2 lines''
regards
Oneday69
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Mon 26 Mar 2012, 1:56 pm
oneday69 wrote:
The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted
So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
Next
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Narrawa Mon 26 Mar 2012, 2:05 pm
So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
Narrawa
Re: Stress level decreasing
by Bignuggs Mon 26 Mar 2012, 2:09 pm
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand
NEXT
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand
NEXT
Bignuggs- Forum Admin
Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Mon 26 Mar 2012, 2:28 pm
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Mon 26 Mar 2012, 2:37 pm
struth we need the corus line again---
the kalgoorlie ratbags r back in town
drivin big trucks round and round..
next--dont know where this is goin?
regards
oneday69
the kalgoorlie ratbags r back in town
drivin big trucks round and round..
next--dont know where this is goin?
regards
oneday69
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Bignuggs Mon 26 Mar 2012, 2:44 pm
It's called stress relief and a bit of fun
the kalgoorlie ratbags r back in town
drivin big trucks round and round..
Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
the kalgoorlie ratbags r back in town
drivin big trucks round and round..
Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Bignuggs- Forum Admin
Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Mon 26 Mar 2012, 3:02 pm
hey might have to get onto kevin bloody wilson to put it onto cd
regards
oneday69
regards
oneday69
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Guest Mon 26 Mar 2012, 3:23 pm
Consolidated it copy n paste additions
The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.
So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger
The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.
So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger
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Re: Stress level decreasing
by Bignuggs Mon 26 Mar 2012, 3:30 pm
Crazy Pete wrote:Consolidated it copy n paste additions
Pete, ya missed a bit or are you pissed a bit :rolf:
The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.
So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite
Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger
:rolf: Now ya got me thinkin, how do I follow that
Bignuggs- Forum Admin
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