Stress level decreasing

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Ever get the feeling that everyone should be made to go bush for at least 3 months of every year to reduce their stress levels..

The place would be a better place I reckon--

the off shute would be that there would b a heap of women out there ready to say hi and cook me a decent meal--I.m over baked bloody beans and sardines..


U know what I mean..


Regards

Oneday69

Then there was Sam the mongrel from Blighty
He hits WA wailing "Christ all mighty"
What am I in for from Pete, Cliff and Ray?
And the rest of these loonies not kept at bay.

Mentioning Sam from the old crappy blighty
he goes to the diggins in a pink floral nighty
with his bunny slippers on and his cute button nose
in his detecting gear he strikes a good pose.

For its modeling and catwalks that take old Sams heart
in his heels and his hose he can make a good start
with his lippy and rouge he struts around town
but out bush if in front dont you ever bend down.

Then theirs Robert called Bobert a bloke from Dunolly
the rumors abound about his rubber dolly
"its all bloody lies" cries Robert "tis true"
but at his age a number 15 Inghams will do.

And the youngest of all goes by the name of Big Chop
The poor lad dreams gold and he just cant stop
but its rubbers he wants when he goes to the shop
just incase some fine lady will climb up on top.

And a Big Chop he had and the girls were all glad
And big nuts inside his gold jocks
At the back of the "Prem" it's said now and then
The Barmaids were in for a shock

Then ya got Ray who goes by "oneday"
And one day in K town he dropped by
Twas never the same in that hole of a town
When Ray started sellin' his tyres

Then there was Sam the mongrel from Blighty
He hits WA wailing "Christ all mighty"
What am I in for from Pete, Cliff and Ray?
And the rest of these loonies not kept at bay.

Mentioning Sam from the old crappy blighty
he goes to the diggins in a pink floral nighty
with his bunny slippers on and his cute button nose
in his detecting gear he strikes a good pose.

For its modeling and catwalks that take old Sams heart
in his heels and his hose he can make a good start
with his lippy and rouge he struts around town
but out bush if in front dont you ever bend down.

Then theirs Robert called Bobert a bloke from Dunolly
the rumors abound about his rubber dolly
"its all bloody lies" cries Robert "tis true"
but at his age a number 15 Inghams will do.

And the youngest of all goes by the name of Big Chop
The poor lad dreams gold and he just cant stop
but its rubbers he wants when he goes to the shop
just incase some fine lady will climb up on top.

And a Big Chop he had and the girls were all glad
And big nuts inside his gold jocks
At the back of the "Prem" it's said now and then
The Barmaids were in for a shock

Then ya got Ray who goes by "oneday"
And one day in K town he dropped by
Twas never the same in that hole of a town
When Ray started sellin' his tyres

And then there's old Stoppa's
in trub with the coppa's for burnouts in his big hot Boss
they pulled over Stoppa's cant ya see we are coppa's
and Stopps said "i dont give a toss"

Then there was Sam the mongrel from Blighty
He hits WA wailing "Christ all mighty"
What am I in for from Pete, Cliff and Ray?
And the rest of these loonies not kept at bay.

Mentioning Sam from the old crappy blighty
he goes to the diggins in a pink floral nighty
with his bunny slippers on and his cute button nose
in his detecting gear he strikes a good pose.

For its modeling and catwalks that take old Sams heart
in his heels and his hose he can make a good start
with his lippy and rouge he struts around town
but out bush if in front dont you ever bend down.

Then theirs Robert called Bobert a bloke from Dunolly
the rumors abound about his rubber dolly
"its all bloody lies" cries Robert "tis true"
but at his age a number 15 Inghams will do.

And the youngest of all goes by the name of Big Chop
The poor lad dreams gold and he just cant stop
but its rubbers he wants when he goes to the shop
just incase some fine lady will climb up on top.

And a Big Chop he had and the girls were all glad
And big nuts inside his gold jocks
At the back of the "Prem" it's said now and then
The Barmaids were in for a shock

Then ya got Ray who goes by "oneday"
And one day in K town he dropped by
Twas never the same in that hole of a town
When Ray started sellin' his tyres

And then there's old Stoppa's
in trub with the coppa's for burnouts in his big hot Boss
they pulled over Stoppa's "cant ya see were coppa's"
and Stopps said "i dont give a toss"

So its off to the scrub with our beer and our grub
and our beepers all stored nice n neat
but dont waste all ya time "cause the gold is all mine"
said the likable larrikin called Pete.

So there's lessons to learn as that cash you all burn
in your chase for the old yella weight
its not about gold or flash trucks or best gear
its all about time with good mates.

The End