Stress level decreasing

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Ever get the feeling that everyone should be made to go bush for at least 3 months of every year to reduce their stress levels..

The place would be a better place I reckon--

the off shute would be that there would b a heap of women out there ready to say hi and cook me a decent meal--I.m over baked bloody beans and sardines..


U know what I mean..


Regards

Oneday69

Consolidated it copy n paste additions


The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.

Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported their loss.

:rolf:

Next.

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.

Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.

Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted,
it would seem that farting was common round here
but to fart out a fingernail, now thats bloody queer

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.

Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted,
it would seem that farting was common round here
but to fart out a fingernail, now thats bloody queer

She was pickin my ring coz we're getting married
Now leave us alone I've got have face buried

i was to slow. :rolf:

:rolf: I wonder where this will end

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.

Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted,
it would seem that farting was common round here
but to fart out a fingernail, now thats bloody queer

My god came a cry from one of the workers,
some b@stard be eating turds and hamburgers.
Iv smelt some of the best farts around,
but thats the best one iv tasted in this friggen town.

Now look out you bloke's says kev wilson himself
If you buy me a shag you can drink the top shelf
So Pete says"i'll shout Kev have no fear mate i will
And he jumps over the bar and rips the cash out the til.

A bit of editing done, we are getting out of sync but we got a FORUM POEM.

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.
She was pickin my ring coz we're getting married
Now leave us alone I've got have face buried
Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted,
it would seem that farting was common round here
but to fart out a fingernail, now thats bloody queer

My god came a cry from one of the workers,
some b@stard be eating turds and hamburgers.
Iv smelt some of the best farts around,
but thats the best one iv tasted in this friggen town. .
Now look out you bloke's says kev wilson himself
If you buy me a shag you can drink the top shelf
So Pete says"i'll shout Kev have no fear mate i will
And he jumps over the bar and rips the cash out the til.

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.

Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted,
it would seem that farting was common round here
but to fart out a fingernail, now thats bloody queer

My god came a cry from one of the workers,
some b@stard be eating turds and hamburgers.
Iv smelt some of the best farts around,
but thats the best one iv tasted in this friggen town.

Now look out you bloke's says kev wilson himself
If you buy me a shag you can drink the top shelf
So Pete says"i'll shout Kev have no fear mate i will
And he jumps over the bar and rips the cash out the til.

The skimpy yells out "ay pete ya cheeky barstard"
"I'll get the bouncer your already plastered"
But pete bein swift and nimble on his feet
legs it up hannan st.

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.

Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted,
it would seem that farting was common round here
but to fart out a fingernail, now thats bloody queer

My god came a cry from one of the workers,
some b@stard be eating turds and hamburgers.
Iv smelt some of the best farts around,
but thats the best one iv tasted in this friggen town.

Now look out you bloke's says kev wilson himself
If you buy me a shag you can drink the top shelf
So Pete says"i'll shout Kev have no fear mate i will
And he jumps over the bar and rips the cash out the til.

The skimpy yells out "ay pete ya cheeky barstard"
"I'll get the bouncer your already plastered"
But pete bein swift and nimble on his feet
legs it up hannan st.

With the cash from the til and a look in his eye
he runs back to Hay St to gave the place a try

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.

Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted,
it would seem that farting was common round here
but to fart out a fingernail, now thats bloody queer

My god came a cry from one of the workers,
some b@stard be eating turds and hamburgers.
Iv smelt some of the best farts around,
but thats the best one iv tasted in this friggen town.

Now look out you bloke's says kev wilson himself
If you buy me a shag you can drink the top shelf
So Pete says"i'll shout Kev have no fear mate i will
And he jumps over the bar and rips the cash out the til.

The skimpy yells out "ay pete ya cheeky barstard"
"I'll get the bouncer your already plastered"
But pete bein swift and nimble on his feet
legs it up hannan st.

With the cash from the til and a look in his eye
he runs back to Hay St to gave the place a try
Pete wasn't plastered he's just an old Barstard
and Mary was waitin with legs well parted

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.

Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted,
it would seem that farting was common round here
but to fart out a fingernail, now thats bloody queer

My god came a cry from one of the workers,
some b@stard be eating turds and hamburgers.
Iv smelt some of the best farts around,
but thats the best one iv tasted in this friggen town.

Now look out you bloke's says kev wilson himself
If you buy me a shag you can drink the top shelf
So Pete says"i'll shout Kev have no fear mate i will
And he jumps over the bar and rips the cash out the til.

The skimpy yells out "ay pete ya cheeky barstard"
"I'll get the bouncer your already plastered"
But pete bein swift and nimble on his feet
legs it up hannan st.

With the cash from the til and a look in his eye
he runs back to Hay St to gave the place a try
Pete wasn't plastered he's just an old Barstard
and Mary was waitin with legs well parted

Now pete was all ready to hand over the readies
but he wanted a shag not an old bag with no titties
So "get out me way Mary" says pete in a fluster
I came here to shag a thin girl not a southerly buster

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.

Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted,
it would seem that farting was common round here
but to fart out a fingernail, now thats bloody queer

My god came a cry from one of the workers,
some b@stard be eating turds and hamburgers.
Iv smelt some of the best farts around,
but thats the best one iv tasted in this friggen town.

Now look out you bloke's says kev wilson himself
If you buy me a shag you can drink the top shelf
So Pete says"i'll shout Kev have no fear mate i will
And he jumps over the bar and rips the cash out the til.

The skimpy yells out "ay pete ya cheeky barstard"
"I'll get the bouncer your already plastered"
But pete bein swift and nimble on his feet
legs it up hannan st.

With the cash from the til and a look in his eye
he runs back to Hay St to gave the place a try
Pete wasn't plastered he's just an old Barstard
and Mary was waitin with legs well parted

Now pete was all ready to hand over the readies
but he wanted a shag not an old bag with no titties
So "get out me way Mary" says pete in a fluster
I came here to shag a thin girl not a southerly bust

He forgot about Trove and in he dove
went in head first and hit the stove
That'll teach ya says Mary and she's nice an hairy
If ya want thin gals go see a bloody fairy

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.

Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted,
it would seem that farting was common round here
but to fart out a fingernail, now thats bloody queer

My god came a cry from one of the workers,
some b@stard be eating turds and hamburgers.
Iv smelt some of the best farts around,
but thats the best one iv tasted in this friggen town.

Now look out you bloke's says kev wilson himself
If you buy me a shag you can drink the top shelf
So Pete says"i'll shout Kev have no fear mate i will
And he jumps over the bar and rips the cash out the til.

The skimpy yells out "ay pete ya cheeky barstard"
"I'll get the bouncer your already plastered"
But pete bein swift and nimble on his feet
legs it up hannan st.

With the cash from the til and a look in his eye
he runs back to Hay St to gave the place a try
Pete wasn't plastered he's just an old Barstard
and Mary was waitin with legs well parted

Now pete was all ready to hand over the readies
but he wanted a shag not an old bag with no titties
So "get out me way Mary" says pete in a fluster
I came here to shag a thin girl not a southerly bust

He forgot about Trove and in he dove
went in head first and hit the stove
That'll teach ya says Mary and she's nice an hairy
If ya want thin gals go see a bloody fairy

Struth! cries pete whats goin on here
you got me mistaken i'm no bloody queer
I'll shag the lotta yaz one by one
and he shagged and he shagged
until all the cash was gone

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.

Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted,
it would seem that farting was common round here
but to fart out a fingernail, now thats bloody queer

My god came a cry from one of the workers,
some b@stard be eating turds and hamburgers.
Iv smelt some of the best farts around,
but thats the best one iv tasted in this friggen town.

Now look out you bloke's says kev wilson himself
If you buy me a shag you can drink the top shelf
So Pete says"i'll shout Kev have no fear mate i will
And he jumps over the bar and rips the cash out the til.

The skimpy yells out "ay pete ya cheeky barstard"
"I'll get the bouncer your already plastered"
But pete bein swift and nimble on his feet
legs it up hannan st.

With the cash from the til and a look in his eye
he runs back to Hay St to gave the place a try
Pete wasn't plastered he's just an old Barstard
and Mary was waitin with legs well parted

Now pete was all ready to hand over the readies
but he wanted a shag not an old bag with no titties
So "get out me way Mary" says pete in a fluster
I came here to shag a thin girl not a southerly bust

He forgot about Trove and in he dove
went in head first and hit the stove
That'll teach ya says Mary and she's nice an hairy
If ya want thin gals go see a bloody fairy

Struth! cries pete whats goin on here
you got me mistaken i'm no bloody queer
I'll shag the lotta yaz one by one
and he shagged and he shagged
until all the cash was gone

So one by one he shagged em all
the thin the fat the short and the tall
and on a quiet night if you listen real good
you can hear pete still shaggin as expected he could

struth we into page 3--
I'll give it a nudge 2night when I get home.

regards
ray

The kalgoorlie ratbags R Back in town
drivin big trucks round and round,
they all had large Cranks but the buggers were busted,
and worst of it all was their NUTS where all rusted.

So one says "i'll fix it" you bastards are lame
you dont have a clue when it comes to this game
And it was Ken the king of men,
who said stand aside, many did and many died.
workin and slavin, Kennies the Man
under the tractor with his tool in his hand.
Now his tool it was heavy and a loverly sight
but last time he used it - he left it covered in shite


Hay street Hay street what a sight
Think I'll go have a shag tonight
Said cliff as he walked in door with a swagger
he's proud and he's pissed and they say he's a good shagger.

So out comes the lad all sweaty and broken
and clutchin in his hand a "free shag" token
Big Mary was lame but oh what a dame
A bum like the moon and a face like a prune

The problem that came the morning thereafter,
Was not the shagging that Cliffy was after.
He farted a fingernail out all glittered and glossed,
It was time now to see who reported the loss.

Old Ray from the K says "my god what've i started,
And he cocks up a cheeck and he gloriously farted,
it would seem that farting was common round here
but to fart out a fingernail, now thats bloody queer

My god came a cry from one of the workers,
some b@stard be eating turds and hamburgers.
Iv smelt some of the best farts around,
but thats the best one iv tasted in this friggen town.

Now look out you bloke's says kev wilson himself
If you buy me a shag you can drink the top shelf
So Pete says"i'll shout Kev have no fear mate i will
And he jumps over the bar and rips the cash out the til.

The skimpy yells out "ay pete ya cheeky barstard"
"I'll get the bouncer your already plastered"
But pete bein swift and nimble on his feet
legs it up hannan st.

With the cash from the til and a look in his eye
he runs back to Hay St to gave the place a try
Pete wasn't plastered he's just an old Barstard
and Mary was waitin with legs well parted

Now pete was all ready to hand over the readies
but he wanted a shag not an old bag with no titties
So "get out me way Mary" says pete in a fluster
I came here to shag a thin girl not a southerly bust

He forgot about Trove and in he dove
went in head first and hit the stove
That'll teach ya says Mary and she's nice an hairy
If ya want thin gals go see a bloody fairy

Struth! cries pete whats goin on here
you got me mistaken i'm no bloody queer
I'll shag the lotta yaz one by one
and he shagged and he shagged
until all the cash was gone

So one by one he shagged em all
the thin the fat the short and the tall
and on a quiet night if you listen real good
you can hear pete still shaggin as expected he could

So there's the story in all it's glory
Petes a shagger and a little horny
Go bush with him you're in for a treat
You'll never get outa Kal or Hay Street

:rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

I wonder if the "Banjo" would be proud of us :rolf:

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.
:rolf:

Sorry guys i had to go eat,
filled me guts with veges and meat.
But now that im back from all the yum yum,
i'll be gone again soon to empty me bum.

And with a bum like yours it'l take all day
they will smell the dump for miles away
as you squat near a tree paper in hand
and you release the pressure outta that gland

Had fun with that, it got outa sync a bit with bits missing but I've done some cut an paste for the full event. Time to start a new one. we now know Pete's a shagger :rolf: and don't go to Kal with him, so what do we call this one