Old is good

• The older we get, the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.
(Mostly because we forgot why we
were waiting in line in the first place!!)
• Some people try to turn back their
odometers. Not me! I want people
to know why I look this way. I’ve
travelled a long way and some of
the roads weren’t paved.
• When you are dissatisfied and
would like to go back to youth,
think of algebra.
• One of the many things no one
tells you about aging is that it is
such a nice change from being
young.
• Ah, being young is beautiful, but
being old is comfortable.
• First you forget names, then you
forget faces. Then you forget to
pull up your zipper... it’s worse
when you forget to pull it down.
• Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your
age and start bragging about it.
• You are getting old when
everything either dries up or leaks.
• I don’t know how I got over the hill
without getting to the top.
• Long ago when men beat the
ground with sticks, it was called
witchcraft. Today it’s called golf

Robert

That's funny and I really do feel sorry for old people, you have to suffer more    
Poor Old Ray is a prime example of getting OLD, he's always in bed by 6.30pm.  poor bugger    
Geez, glad I'm young   

yep beating the ground with sticks ,i like it , said it before , only dumb dogs or mentally challenged humans have a fascination with balls, albo .

steady on Albo--I've still got 2 that I play around with..don't like it when they get hit--but they still like to swing around in the sack.  

regards
oneday