Australian outback story.....Know Anyone Like it

A Drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar
turns to the astonished patrons and says.....
"I'll make you a deal.
I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my
manhood inside.
Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute".
"Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit
unscathed.

In return for witnessing this spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink".

The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers,and placed his Credentials
and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.
The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
After a minute,the man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked the crocodile really,really hard
on the top of its head.
The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his
genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered,and the first of his free
drinks were delivered.The man stood up again
and made another offer....
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while,a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A blonde woman timidly

Spoke up..........

"I'll try it - Just don't

hit me so hard
with the beer bottle!"

What a cracker :rolf: