The 3 Ladies in the Park

Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park.

The young man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Seeing her friend's reaction, Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble then her friends, couldn't quite reach that far...