The dumb things ya do

had a little job to do which required a knife.  not watching what I'm doing and I've stabbed myself in the thumb      
as ya do, I start sucking on my thumb and guess what ! my blood taste nice, like hops mixed with sugar and brewed    
it hurts a bit       
did a Norman Gunstan on it, bit of dunny paper.  Yeah I know, it looks like nothing but the point went deep.
I was using a craft knife and I think it's now imbedded in the couch when I threw it    

ouch sliced clean through the top down to the meat. thats gotta hurt.

  

OK, we get the point. Thumbs up for that one!

Robert

Nice neat incision, very professional, Thumbs up from me to.     

Is that a skid mark on the dunny paper

Geez your in the wars Cliff   
Bashed with a lump of wood to the guts last month, and now stabbed viciously in the thumb   
Sounds like a night out in Northbridge  

I think someone up in heaven is paying me back for my sins    
I better go to the house of repentance and cleanse my soul    
the local should be open now, a few coldies should sort it all out   

You weren't wearing your glasses Cliff.

homer08 wrote:You weren't wearing your glasses Cliff.

He probably couldn't find them as he didn't have his glasses on!!

I had to take my glasses off to see what I was doing.
Obviously I couldn't see what I was doing   

Sorry about the thumb . Norman gunston , he did the best interviews iv ever seen , ali the boxer , mick jagger , frank zapper & the one when the prime minister Gough Whitlam was dismissed by the governor general ,( rep of the queen uk  ) standing on the steps with him as he made the announcement sticking the microphone in his gob , a real funny bugger .

Norman was brilliant.

And who remembers Aunty Jack ? if ya don't, I'll rip ya bloody arms off