When it comes to stupid town names - no bugger beats Australia - or do they ??

Banana - State: QLD
Located south of Rockhampton it's well known for it's beef cattle but no bananas as far as the eye can see!

Binnaway - State: NSW
I bet no one forgets to!

Boing Boing - State: NT
Meaning "mosquitoes buzzing" in Aboriginal

Bong Bong - State: NSW
An Aboriginal phrase meaning 'Out of Sight'

Boyland - State: QLD
Popular place with teenage girls and it's where all the boy bands are manufactured, no really.

Broke - State: NSW
A wine growing region in the Hunter Valley.

Burpengary - State: QLD
Meaning the 'place of the wattle trees', apparently not named after some guy called Gary with exessive stomach gas.

Burrumbuttock - State: NSW - Phil's Favorite
According to locals Burrumbuttock means 'bullock's backbone'

Chinaman's Knob - State: VIC
Name of a hill in Victoria

Chinkapook - State: VIC
Means 'waterhole'

Christmas Island - State:
Home of Australia's dentention centre for illegal immigrants, merry christmas!

Cock Wash - State: SA - Town fulla filthy women
There's also a creek of the same name...

Cockburn - State: WA
Named in honor of Vice Admiral Sir George Cockburn.

Coffin Bay - State: SA
Named after Vice Admiral Sir Isaac Coffin.

Come By Chance - State: NSW
Wouldn't plan on going there.

Delicate Nobby - State: NSW
A popular tourist destination.

Diapur - State: VIC
A place to go when youv'e got the..?

Dismal Swamp - State: TAS
As named by the surveyor who had a less than enjoyable time in the area!

Dog Swamp - State: WA
woof woof, bubble bubble...

Doo Town - State: TAS
A place of action!

Dunedoo - State: NSW
Prononced 'dunny-doo', in Aus lingo a dunny is a toilet!

Eggs and Bacon Bay - State: TAS
You'd be dissapointed if they didn't serve a great brekky at the local cafe.

Foul Bay - State: SA
Apparently a much nicer place than the name implies and how can you go wrong when it's just down the road from Tiddy Widdy Beach!

Gingin - State: WA
The Aboriginal meaning is "place of many streams".

Gooloogong - State: NSW
In the small town there are apparently about 250 Gooloogongians!

Goonoo Goonoo - State: NSW
Pronounced "gunna g'noo"

Grong Grong - State: NSW
Meaning 'poor camping ground'

Humpty Doo - State: NT
Home of a boxing croc

Humpybong - State: QLD
Humpybong means "dead shelters" in Aboriginal.

Innaloo - State: WA
Innaloo is the name of an Aboriginal woman of the Dongara region. Sadly it has nothing to do with being in a loo!

Koolyanobbing - State: WA
Aboriginal name meaning 'large hard rocks'

Manangatang - State: VIC
Aboriginal word meaning land and water.

Mangalore - State: VIC
It's Mang-alore not Man galore girls!!

Mooball - State: NSW
Make sure you visit the Moo Moo Cafe if driving by!

Moolooloo - State: NT
Aboriginal for 'slippery ridges'.

Mount Buggery - State: VIC
Bugger, it's a mountain!

Nar Nar Goon - State: VIC
From the aboriginal word for koala.

Nowhere Else - State: TAS
There is also a place called Nowhere Else in SA too!

Orange - State: NSW
And what do they grow there in abindance? Apples of course!

Ozenkadnook - State: VIC
Means "very fat kangaroo" in Aboriginal.

Pimpinbudgie - State: QLD
South of Kingaroy on the way to Toowoomba.

Poowong - State: VIC
From the Aboriginal word for "carrion" or "putrefaction".

Rooty Hill - State: NSW
Disappointingly, the name refers to roots exposed in fields around the hill following floods.

Smiggin Holes - State: NSW
Popular ski resort that got its Scottish name from pools formed in rocks by cattle.

The End of the World - State: TAS
The western most point of Tasmania

Tittybong - State: VIC
If your looking, it's just north of Teddywaddy

Tom Ugly - State: NSW
Named after an aboriginal man that apparently wasn't ugly at all

Upotipotpon - State: VIC
A place half way between Nalinga and Violet Town in Victoria

Useless Loop - State: WA
They mine salt there so it can't be all that useless!

Vite Vite - State: VIC
Vite Vite is near Pura Pura and Nerrin Nerrin in South Western Victoria.

Wagga Wagga - State: NSW
The aboriginal meaning is 'the place of many crows'

Watanobbi - State: NSW
Means ' Hills surrounded by water'

Wee Waa - State: NSW
Aboriginal meaning of Wee Waa is "Fire for Roasting"

Wineglass Bay - State: TAS
Stunningly beautiful location!

Wonglepong - State: QLD -
Wonglepong, possibly meaning "forgotten sound" in Aboriginal

Woodie Woodie - State: WA
Home to a Manganese mine.

Woolloomooloo - State: NSW
Aboriginal name meaning young kangaroo

Xantippe - State: WA
Australia's only place name beginning with "X" named after the wife of the philosopher Socrates.

Yackandandah - State: VIC
Small village the other side of Bogan Gate.

Yorkeys Knob - State: QLD
Named after a fisherman from Yorkshire, George Yorkey Lawson

It seem we are not alone with silly names, there's a lot of humour in the world

Wetwang, Yorkshire
Bald Knob, Arkansas, United States
Cockup, Cumbria, England
Middelfart, Denmark
Shitterton, Dorset, England

And last but not least,

Fucking, Austria
The people who live in Fucking, Austria had a vote in 2004 to determine whether or not they should change the town’s name, and you know what they did? They voted against it, preferring instead to put up with international ridicule, numerous stolen road-signs and horrific Google results.

Not to forget Numbugga in NSW.....

Monkeys Eyebrow, Kentucky.

Me kids always liked the Chinese restaurant "Fu King In" at Springvale! Get the Far king out, wouldu been bettu? After leaven their recipes .

Just kidden, there's a few good ones!

Mate try this one for luck

EAST INTERCOURSE ISLAND--dont ask--

Yep just of the Dampier turn off befor u get to the red dog statue...

and befor u get too excited-there is the rest to boot-west intercourse and Intercourse Islands

part of the Dampier Archepelago which has about 42 islands to shag around on..

regards

oneday69

Here are a few from Vic....

Bitch and Pups (reef) also a town in Gipsland
Bitch Creek
Bitchigal
Son of a Bitch Spur (Hill)