cook a roo

my  lovely boy ray, calls his self oneday coz thats all he sazs oneday oneday  
he cant cook so i sez i will put this here for him
first ya get ya roo grab him by the tail an hit him on the head ray real hard an make shor hes dead not like last time     last time the bloody roo woke up wile he was on the fire and it was bloody hard chasin that bugger again       but it was fun wachin ray run after him  
get the fire goin good and chuk him on and it will get black lik ya chooks an hes all done
ray is a good luvly boy

U IDIOT

an I sing a song for him coz hes my lollipop    

god help me

watched a NITV show the other day showed a fella cooking roos in a fire, after gutting he used the open flames to singe off the hairs then dug a hole and buried the whole thing in hot coals till cooked. looked pretty good too. gutting it first would also ensure it is dead.