Drunks Have The Best Sense of Humour

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back & forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,
"Can I help you Sir?"
"Ysssh! Somebody ssstole my carr", the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It was on the end of thissh key", the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for all the world to see
He asks the man,"Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down, and without missing a beat, blurts out . . ...
"Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone too!"