Pick up da Bull

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, Inherit the family ranch.

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to

purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I

decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and

haul it home.'

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and

decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it

for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to

send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the

telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister

telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch

the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it

home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, and

then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the

bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her

sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to

send her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you

want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here

to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word

'comfortable?'

You'll love this..........

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll

read it very slowly.... 'Com-for-da-bul.'

That wins the "CHEESE" award for sure

Wotif,
That's a rippa
one of the best blonde jokes i have heard for a while
Haaaaha