Time Machine

Barak Obama and MANGO BAT MANGO BAT are shown a time machine which can see
100 years into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Barak goes first.

"What will the USA be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out
"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent,
there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries"

MANGO BAT thinks "It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so she asks:

"What will Australia be like in 100 years time?"

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and she gets a printout.
But she just stares at it.

"Come on MANGO BAT" says Barak, "What does it say"

MANGO BAT replies................."Buggered if I know! It's in Chinese!"

sad but true one thinks