Will I Live to see 80?
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Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about.
I recently changed my GP. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 69.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke cigarettes, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat steaks and barbecued sausages?
'I said, 'Not much, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bike riding?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a sh*t? '
Wotif
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