I have decided to sell the new toy

What ya think of my ad I am thinking of using? (the missus wants it gone so I see this as a way of sabotaging it, she said she will never doubt my whacked out ideas ever again if it sells from this ad) Some people don't seem to get my sense of humour!!!


Hello mates, I have the fully sick trans am for sale. My cousin Mario who is married to Maria imported this fully sick 84 trans am in 93, it has import papers, is LHD and has sat in the olive farm shed since. Maria my wife mate, god bless her hairy nipples, has told me to cut my perm and sell my car mate! The car is so straight they should make a mould for a ruler off it, the motor is a v6 (don't tell Maria, I told her two cylinders are down mate and it will wreck my image), she purrs mate and the turbo 400 auto is fully sick mate. I had the dream to turn it into the knight rider car kitt but maria wants me to buy a mediteranian mercedes for the kids, you might know this as valiant mate. I swear on the virgin mary only nana mouskouri and demis roussos has only ever been played in the state of the art tape player mate and the stains on the seats are only from olive oil. She needs some paint like Maria needs make up but this car is so fully sick it will take less time to fix her than it takes for Maria's face paint I swear on your life. Pms me for pictures, I can't guarantee your computer screen won't melt though mate. We can talk about price but it has to be cash, maybe I might trade you mate for pallets of fruit?

Not bad Dez, I reckon you will have a pallet load of fruit in no time ay....

This was an add on ebay a fair while ago...I sure he sold his item too.

hahahaha, I put the ad up and already have someone wanting to see it, bugger!!!

Does it have fluffy dice?
Does it have double overhead chrome glove box locks?
Does it have the foot shape pedals?
Does it have an 8 ball gear knob?
Does it have a massive sticker on the back windscreen?
Do you drive around with the passenger window down, even though you have air con, so everyone can hear the radio?
Does it have blue spot tail lights?
La cucka racha air horns, or a klaxton?
Does it have a chrome tailpipe extension?
Does it have red wiperblades?
If you answered yes to all of the above i may be interested..

You can have the fluffy dice mate but I have used it to try wipe the "olive oil stains"

I have only seen Maria's box in there and it isn't chrome I am afraid

I have a kitt foot pedal which is even more sick mate

It's auto but I can throw in an 8 ball on a stick so your passenger can do some pole dancing to demis roussos

I can get a sticker made up, no worries mate just send me a picture, be sure to include your hairy chest mate so there is something to accompany "chick magnet"

the speakers are so sick mate that everyone looks when nana mouskouri plays, you won't have a problem

I thought of blue led tail lights but the cops get jealous of those and defect your car mate

there's no la cockroaches in the car mate

Thanks mate but I don't need no extension on my exhaust, just ask Maria

This car is so fully sick that the rain evaporates in the sky before it hits

Make sure it's delivered by "Swift and Shift Couries"

Robert

goldnomad wrote:Make sure it's delivered by "Swift and Shift Couries"

Robert

HAHAHAHA Classic show - Fully sick moit





Pete

Here is another quality Ebay add.....

I am getting a lot of enquires from people with centrelink loans and baby bonus payments mate, fully sick!

This forum is deteriorating by the minute

Rabid...errr... Robert

Don't blame me for management letting the riff raff in...

So this is the sick one you swapped the opal leases for?
My mate Pasquale always tells me to look out for blokes with the olive branch, eh.

But then his bro Dom reckons he saw one the same in Parabadoo just last week so not too rare.
Good luck unloading this one bloke.
mike

Ya gotta laugh at this stuff, it is some of the best comedy on aussie tv. Politically incorrect, damn right it is.
And about bloody time to stick it up the bleeding heart pullers we have in todays society.

boobook wrote:So this is the sick one you swapped the opal leases for?
My mate Pasquale always tells me to look out for blokes with the olive branch, eh.

But then his bro Dom reckons he saw one the same in Parabadoo just last week so not too rare.
Good luck unloading this one bloke.
mike

The paper work to do the swap is with the solicitors at the moment and ready to go but devil woman is spewing I am bringing another toy into the shed since I have a few too many already according to her (especially since I lost my licence for speeding on my R1) so I listed on ebay for a week in the meantime... If I want a detector and time off then I have to make a pact with the devil to lose some things or no "special treats" Even if I do the swap it will be short lived and on the market unfortuantely, she has been pissy with me cause I been threatening to wear a wig and fake hairy chest with gold chain over xmas when her family are here. Bloody woman, damned if you do and damned if ya don't...

You bastards are mad!

BRUCE vs GUIDO



First up is BRUCE









Now Guido





Who Ya reckon took the honors, Bruce or Guido, lets hear ya thoughts..

I thought everyone knew we are totally insane and loving it

Hahahahahaha

OMG

HABIB Thats Bullsh1T

hahaha classic Dez

& when the asian blokes like " i love ya BoBo" As he hangs off the Veranda

well it looks like devil woman will be happy, even though I have no bids on the leases I have had 3 calls tonight and one guy is super keen, only $18k but it means I get the detector of my choice and still have some in the bank! Hmmm, a 5000 is looking good...