Death with a hammer

The Judge says to a double homicide defendant "you're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer" A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out "you bastard !" The Judge says "you're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer" A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out "you rotten bastard ! " The Judge stops and says to the guy at the back of the courtroom, "sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these heinous crimes but no more outbursts from you or I will charge you with contempt and have you removed from the courtroom. Is that understood ? " The guy at the back of the courtroom stands up and says "I'm very sorry your honour, but for fifteen years I lived next door to that
bastard and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one ! "

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