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Show me the Tequila ! Empty Show me the Tequila !

Post by Wotif Tue 02 Apr 2019, 8:31 am

A man walks into a bar, notices  a very large jar on the counter, and  sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be  at least ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender  and asks, "What's  with the money in the jar?"  "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys  to a brand new Lexus." The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?" "You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."  So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar. "Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:   First - You have  to drink a whole pint of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with  a bad tooth , you  have to remove that tooth with your bare  hands." "Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex , you have to take care of  that problem .."
The man is stunned !  "I know I paid my $10 --  but I'm not an idiot !  I  won't do it ! You'd have to be nuts to  drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things !"  " Your call ," says the bartender , " but , your money stays where it is .."  As time goes on , the man has a few more drinks and finally says , " Where's the damn tequila  ?!"  He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can ..
Tears stream down both cheeks  -- but  he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds !
Next , he staggers out the  back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole .  Soon , the people inside  the bar hear loud growling ,  screaming , and sounds of a terrible fight,then, nothing  but silence !  Just when they think that the man surely must be dead , he staggers back into the bar .
His clothes are ripped to  shreds and he's bleeding from  bites and gashes all over his body ..
He drunkenly says , "  Now... , where's that old woman with the bad tooth ?

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